southern Maine diver
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Joined: 8/13/2005 From: South Berwick, Maine USA Status: offline
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Hey Ben... Sorry to burst your bubble... There is no real cure for the "bottle bug" it gets worse and worse!!!   You see bottles in every thing you look at... every old house you pass you try to envision where the privies are... where the dump is... What's in the barn... where is the rock wall... look for lightening rods on the roof tops... the old granite foundations Every antique shop you pass you strain your neck to see if they have anything good on display in the window... yard sales... estate auctions... E-bay... yahoo... Google... you check every e-mail address... every bottle site... you buy hundreds of books... (even ones you already have, but you have so many that you forget you have it!!! been there- done that)... You surround yourself in bottles... they're on display everywhere in your house!!! every nook and cranny is filled with a bottle... you have to dig a path to the TV, through the bottles from your favorite chair!!! (seen that, but she wasn't a bottle collector)... You actually take the time to dust off your bottles and label them on the bottom with date, time and location of find, you keep meticulous records of your bottles... you actually cry when you find a crack in one ... you insist that everyone holds your bottles with BOTH HANDS... You polish not only your bottles, but your digging tools as well! Your garage and basement (attic too) are filled with boxes of bottles... You swing into the state liquor store, not to buy a nice bottle of wine for your honey, but just to fill your truck up with empty cardboard boxes for more dug antique bottles!!! You stay up till all hours of the morning chatting with your friends from Seminole, Al for more info on bottles.... You go to the library, buy maps, plan your next dig... scout locations, go deer hunting, but you bring a shovel, gloves, cutters and the recent Kovel's with you along with your rifle... You cuddle up with your honey and read a good book... Michael Polak, Jim Megura or Ralph Kovel... maybe even the newest edition of the Auction Price eport!!! Then and only then, do you realize that the bug has become a fever... You eat, sleep and drink and dream of bottles... you wake up with a hard bottle... well nevermind Eventually, it becomes a passion... an obsession not just merely a "hobby" ... In my case, I show a lot of these symptons, but I search for bridges, wharves, lakes, rivers, docks, mooring fields, shipping lanes, streams, ponds, train tressels, embankments, foundations, canals, river banks, ferry landings and so on... So little time and there are so many bottles yet to discover... Have a good day! Wayne
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