whiskeyman
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Joined: 4/17/2005 From: NE TENN-SW VA Status: offline
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DIGDUG...I swiped yer pic and had some fun with it on another forum...below are a some of the excerpts and my "Tale"... Posted by derbuchmeister ( 1501 ) on Apr-29-05 at 14:52:47 PDT Whiskey - what's that? lol Posted by derbuchmeister ( 1501 ) on Apr-29-05 at 14:54:33 PDT I know in Mexico you find worms in the tequila bottles. Is that creature found in TN sour mash? "If he found that in the bottle he should get a free case eh?" Posted by derbuchmeister ( 1501 ) on Apr-29-05 at 16:11:34 PDT whiskey - I suggest "skyler" if it's a male. Posted by miss*online*auctions ( 48 ) on Apr-29-05 at 16:14:24 PDT Good Lawd Whiskey...what in tarnation (????) is that?!!! Posted by whiskey-klectr ( 1641 ) on Apr-29-05 at 15:51:18 PDT DERB...I dunno what it is...It follered me home from the dump...I fed it some raw meat and gave it a bath...It didn't like the water & clawed me several times. It has yet to make any kind of sounds...It's sleeping now on the couch. Trying to think of a name for it...Wonder if DW will let me keep it...? oh, Rastus (our cat) doesn't like it much...her fur has been all puffed up ever since she saw it....she was kinda growling at it too. Posted by benikat ( 1504 ) on Apr-29-05 at 18:55:58 PDT I think it's a south american vampire bat...and NOT sure how CHARLIE got it....am thinking maybe he has just a picture of it...UNLESS he can show us a PICTURE of IT on his neck...? LOL Posted by coolziggy ( 423 ) on Apr-29-05 at 20:49:58 PDT Beni...Charlie never has come back with that picture of his bat biting his neck; so, we can assume it was a pic or Charlie is gone for good. Posted by whiskey-klectr ( 1641 ) on Apr-29-05 at 22:21:10 PDT Hello everyone. Thanks for the name suggestions FICH2,& DERB... I been busy ...er,distracted or woulda been back sooner. It ain't no bat I ever saw...where's any evidence of its wings? They should be attached to its hands/feet,yes? Anyways, why I been distracted: was sitting on the couch watchin' TV and eatin' popcorn and the critter sidled over beside me. Figgered it wanted popcorn so I gave it a few popped kernels. It ate them, then it wanted more...Wanted so many more that it tried to take the bag from me...we had a slight tug-of-war goin' fer a few seconds. Suddenly, it got irritated and jumped on my head...grabbed two hanks of my hair and ripped them out...then it snatched off my glasses and ran for the kitchen. By now, Rastus was watching and took off in hot pursuit. It was all quiet in the kitchen for a few moments, then all H*ll broke loose... there was this weird wild shriek followed by cat yowls...my glasses came flying thru the doorway,pots & pans were clattering, dishes & glass breaking, cereral boxes flying. It was utter bedlam. Then, Rastus came tearin' out like a bullet, her fur all awry...She ran in DS's room and under the bed. I slowly got up, wiping blood from my injured scalp from my face...picked up my glasses ....and cautiously I entered the kitchen...there sat the critter...in the middle of the messy floor, eating cheerios.... I been cleanin the kitchen ever since...as for the critter - it's still eatin' cheerios and watching TV...Been wonderin' what will happen when it eats all the cheerios...?...mebbe I better go get more....a lot more.
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