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privvydigger
06-01-2009, 03:24 AM
I'm having just my heart and brains cremated and then put into my two best bottles and sealed. Then I'm giving the bottles to the two best dam diggin partners you could have.....Slakoper and Gravedigger

ajohn
06-01-2009, 01:20 PM
Just make sure the bottle is embossed"NOT TO BE SOLD"

cyberdigger
06-01-2009, 07:20 PM
..I'd like to be buried at the bottom of a privy hole, my collection carefully piled up on top of me, and with a sign on my torso that says "Better luck next time, suckas!"

capsoda
06-01-2009, 08:13 PM
I'm not dieing.

RICKJJ59W
06-01-2009, 08:27 PM
You weren't born in Transylvania by any chance were ya Cap???[8D]

cyberdigger
06-01-2009, 08:41 PM
Count Capula, I presume?
..I feel compelled to mention that my wife and I own some property there.. if anybody wants a bag of soil, PM me![;)]

pyshodoodle
06-01-2009, 09:02 PM
When I die, I want to be compacted into a diamond (ok - cubic zirconia, I guess) and made into a necklace for my daughter. If she loses it, some lucky person with a metal detector will find me... I can't lose![:)]

RICKJJ59W
06-01-2009, 10:44 PM
How about a "Hit vampire" ?? you know any one? I know a few people that need a transfusion [8D]

RICKJJ59W
06-01-2009, 10:47 PM
How about a gold coin? that would be much easier to find with a detector then a diamond.[:)]

RedGinger
06-01-2009, 10:48 PM
ORIGINAL: privvydigger

I'm having just my heart and brains cremated and then put into my two best bottles and sealed.



What are your plans for the rest of you?[8|]

privvydigger
06-01-2009, 11:29 PM
Maybe a CSI cadavier left out in the wooded area for the entimologists to study...something either hung by wire like pig, stuffed in a suite case, 55 gal drum...or my favorite....a shallow grave....the dirt nap

Just Dig it
06-01-2009, 11:32 PM
I want my headstone to say ...I could not bring money i did not Bring greed I forgot my baggie so please plant some (w**d)

kid friendly version..

privvydigger
06-01-2009, 11:37 PM
But seriously, I would be honored to be in a botttle on a good friends bottle shelf....There are all kinds of urns ...I've seen lockets, keychains, eggs...why not?Bottles are awesome......

privvydigger
06-01-2009, 11:39 PM
great one!

capsoda
06-02-2009, 01:01 AM
Emeraldvania, it is way down south on the Emerald Coast. My head stone will say "Not at home, back in a millennium or to".
Took a tour in one of those places where entomologists study. Pretty stinky place.

glass man
06-02-2009, 07:26 AM
MY WIFE NINA WANTS TO BE STUFFED,SO I GUESS I WILL TOO! THEY CAN SIT US ON THE COUCH AND NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW WE ARE DEAD![8D] JAMIE

pyshodoodle
06-03-2009, 03:43 PM
ORIGINAL: RICKJJ59W

How about a gold coin? that would be much easier to find with a detector then a diamond.[:)]


I don't think they can turn my body into gold - but they can turn it into a diamond. Maybe if I start drinking Goldenschlager in mass quantities, my body can produce both - sooner!