Top Four Adult Jokes
[/align][/align]Fourth Place: [/align]A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, [/align]his elbow goes into her breast. [/align]They are both quite startled. [/align]The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast...
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks...
nice bottles i just got my first good find. i was going to eat some lunch with my wife and passed a yard sale that had some bottles. i went back and bought the wood box and all the bottles. i got 6 like amd 6 frostie root beer and 15 others. for 25 dollars. i going to keep one of each for me and...
I don't have them. when i seen the post i wanted to see if it was try. so i search it and found this pic. Since i found a pic of them i posted it because Wilkie asked to see a pic.
leg-o is my dogs name and 110 is for january 10 the day i was born. she has three legs some guy beat her and shot her with a bb gun. so they had to take her leg.
I installed fence around the sub stations (power plants) for CP&L in North Carolina. People would climb the poles and cut the copper off to scrap. People would do that all the time. I would collect the clamps (copper) and sell them. I remember selling 150 pds but I cant remember how much i got...