Note: I don't wish to offend any one, but if your thinking of contacting me to get this bottle for a real steel, keep in mind i keep it in a diaper. []
Welcome and thanks for showing your steel.[8D] Have you considered using smaller diapers? That thing appears to be growing and losing focus. Perhaps a lack of prenatal vitamins is to blame.
I would like to steal that original labelled & boxed model. Please leave it unattended for a while.