You Are A Bottle Digger, If:

[whiskeyman]

You Are A Bottle Digger, If:[/align] [/align]1) Pick & probe has nothing to do with your nose.[/align]2) You keep a shovel & probe in your vehicle at all times.[/align]3) You enjoy digging holes for no pay.[/align]4) You'd rather have a back hoe than a bassboat.[/align]5) You read fire insurance maps at the breakfast table and in bed.[/align]6) Your family & friends believe you're nuts.[/align]7) Construction & demolition sites get you extremely excited.[/align]8) Most of your fantasies are about digging a treasure trove of bottles.[/align]9) "Dig it", is far more than a slang term.[/align]10) Your personalized license plate has the word "BOTL" in it.[/align]11) You have an "extra" wardrobe of ratty clothing used only for digging.[/align]12) If there's a shelf anywhere in your house, there's at least one bottle on it.[/align]13) You cringe at paying $20 for a new shirt, but quickly shell out $50 for a new shovel , probe, gloves, & a potatoe rake.[/align]14) Assorted buckets with dirty bottles, shards, and sherds line your porch. There's also a couple containing various metal items/objects.[/align]15) You take a vacation day off work with the reason you need rest, then you spend the entire day digging. [/align]

 

[Jim]

Wow...14 out of those 15 fit me perfectly. I just don't have the personalized plate (yet). Another sign of a bottle digger....You find words like "squat", "blob" and "crudity" to be delightful rather than disgusting []. ~Jim

 

[karis66]

That's cool......[]

 

[Trying not to break it]

hey whiskeyman, that's too cool, don't have the bottle tags, but thought about it. i could use some kind of small boat to get around the river edges. thanks for posting it. rhona

 

[Digger George]

I love that! I'm gona tattoo that to my back!

 

[RICKJJ59W]

# 15 for me is go back to work and rest from a big dig.[8D]

 

[brokenshovel]

My slogan on my hardhat
"Hows your hole?"

 

[PhilaBottles]

ORIGINAL: whiskeyman

You Are A Bottle Digger, If:[/align] [/align]1) Pick & probe has nothing to do with your nose.[/align]2) You keep a shovel & probe in your vehicle at all times.[/align]3) You enjoy digging holes for no pay.[/align]4) You'd rather have a back hoe than a bassboat.[/align]5) You read fire insurance maps at the breakfast table and in bed.[/align]6) Your family & friends believe you're nuts.[/align]7) Construction & demolition sites get you extremely excited.[/align]8) Most of your fantasies are about digging a treasure trove of bottles.[/align]9) "Dig it", is far more than a slang term.[/align]10) Your personalized license plate has the word "BOTL" in it.[/align]11) You have an "extra" wardrobe of ratty clothing used only for digging.[/align]12) If there's a shelf anywhere in your house, there's at least one bottle on it.[/align]13) You cringe at paying $20 for a new shirt, but quickly shell out $50 for a new shovel , probe, gloves, & a potatoe rake.[/align]14) Assorted buckets with dirty bottles, shards, and sherds line your porch. There's also a couple containing various metal items/objects.[/align]15) You take a vacation day off work with the reason you need rest, then you spend the entire day digging. [/align]

 

[lexdigger]

14 here! I don't have the vanity plate, YET! LOL Chris

 

[tigue710]

how bout this one...

"snap crackle pop" make you cring instead of hungry!