Tight ass? You mean one who actually thinks things thru? The reason why they make laws for stuff like that, is people like you, who ignore responsible, adult behavior, and think they can just do whatever they want, whenever they want... And then nobody gets to do it.
I was out deer hunting one year, and found 75 pounds of Chantrelles, which I found out later, is illegal... oops. (Limit is 25 pounds) The next year I went all over the place and only found like three small ones, not exactly enough for a meal, and then walking down the road past my property, I...