A fishing tale.

[whiskeyman]

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

 

[whiskeyman]

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.




Life is good in the South.

 

[JOETHECROW]

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[pyshodoodle]

[sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=tongue.gif] That was great!

 

[mr.fred]

[sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif]-----------------Fred.[&:]

 

[mainer1]

Fred you bottle guru.
You had me there for a minute.

 

[madman]

you had me goin................ hey charlie the places you mentioned are or have been dug out, as far as the dump in the bad part of town aint gonna happen maybe winter,i may have dug there already,thank you for the info obi won.......................

 

[Dugout]

I was wondering how you managed to grab your bottle of Jack Daniels and take the lid off while holding on to your snake all at the same time!!!

 

[woodswalker]

EWWWW I hate snakes......hopefully he got drunk and drowned!![:'(]

 

[mdavenport]

Hahaha... you even got me the second time around! Very funny.