Bottle digging humor

[dmayermpls]

Found an old privy site in south mpls. Has all the earmarks, edge of property, downwind and next to a lilac bush!

 

[BrentC]

If you decide to dig that one, you better bring an umbrella. It might still be active.

 

[Mailman1960]

Found an old privy site in south mpls. Has all the earmarks, edge of property, downwind and next to a lilac bush!

What's mpls? Dig deep, I wish I had that option of having a Fergie,where I dig.
Giddy up

 

[debodun]

Which marine mammal would you expect to see digging in an old dump site?

A bottle-nosed dolphin.

 

[DeepSeaDan]

Ima bottle Diver,
Searchin' the briny blue,
When I finds me a beauty,
Me hollers a whoppin' WAHOO!

 

[Miiiiilk123]

I think that lilac bush should help the remaining smell

 

[UnderMiner]

Here's a bottle joke I just thought of...

An iron pontil soda, a pig snout case gin, and a cabin bitters are sitting in a bar. The bar tender comes in and says, "Ick, worthless garbage." And throws them all down a privy.

 

[Miiiiilk123]

that really made me feel good after another lousy day of being sick