Do you find yourself having trouble paying attention? Stumbling into walls? Have you fallen and can’t get up? Maybe it’s time for you to try Electromax Tonic Water from General Pills Co. and put the ram back in your rod. Doctors don’t want you to know about it! Imbued with natures finest hydroponic homeopathics to rush vital nutrients into your bloodstream - using our one of a kind patented delivery method!
Do you want to fly through the air with the greatest of ease? Leap tall buildings in a single bound? Electromax! The answer to constipation! Cures hangovers, compulsive shopping, obesity, borderline personality disorder, even obnoxious body odor. Everyone can benefit from Electromax Tonic Water!
Now- we at General Pills Co. are so sure you are going to love Electromax - so sure, in fact - that we are going to offer you a free trial. Just fill out the comprehensive health questionnaire below and send 99.99. If you are not absolutely delighted with our wonderful product we will gladly send your money back 7 days from never. And- as an added bonus - If you convince a friend to try Electromax, you get a 100 dollars worth of valuable coupons and they can get scammed too!
This product is not available in stores. Because of unprecedented demand we have a limited supply on hand, so rush your order. Don’t miss out!
Testimonials
My name is Ted and I was so fat I couldn’t get out of bed. My wife put me on a diet of Electromax and now women find me attractive!
I’m Brenda and I was flat-chested. After using Electromax my breasts got so big they got caught in a conveyor belt! I love you, Electromax!
Dear Electromax, I suffered from embarrassing pimples on my butt until I dissolved them with your miraculous product. Thank you Electromax!
Comprehensive health questionairre: Height_____ Weight_____ Credit card number_____
Do you want to fly through the air with the greatest of ease? Leap tall buildings in a single bound? Electromax! The answer to constipation! Cures hangovers, compulsive shopping, obesity, borderline personality disorder, even obnoxious body odor. Everyone can benefit from Electromax Tonic Water!
Now- we at General Pills Co. are so sure you are going to love Electromax - so sure, in fact - that we are going to offer you a free trial. Just fill out the comprehensive health questionnaire below and send 99.99. If you are not absolutely delighted with our wonderful product we will gladly send your money back 7 days from never. And- as an added bonus - If you convince a friend to try Electromax, you get a 100 dollars worth of valuable coupons and they can get scammed too!
This product is not available in stores. Because of unprecedented demand we have a limited supply on hand, so rush your order. Don’t miss out!
Testimonials
My name is Ted and I was so fat I couldn’t get out of bed. My wife put me on a diet of Electromax and now women find me attractive!
I’m Brenda and I was flat-chested. After using Electromax my breasts got so big they got caught in a conveyor belt! I love you, Electromax!
Dear Electromax, I suffered from embarrassing pimples on my butt until I dissolved them with your miraculous product. Thank you Electromax!
Comprehensive health questionairre: Height_____ Weight_____ Credit card number_____