glass man
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I GOT MAYANS OR PATR MAYANS LIVING ALL AROUND ME, PEOPLE ROUND HERE CALL THEM MEXICANS,I CALL THEM GREAT NEIGHBORS!
REALLY EMBARASSED MYSELF A FEW YEARS AGO! STARTS WITH DRINKING A FEW[?] BEERS,THEN THE FALCONS LOSE[
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THEN I HEAR A LOUD CRASH!! I WAS NOT SURE WHAT IT WAS ,BUT SCARED ME PRETTY GOOD,SO I WALK OUTSIDE,NEIGHBORS HAVING A PARTY/PLAYING SOCCER NEXT DOOR,VERY QUITE ,ALL EYES ON MY GRINGO ASS,I WALK DOWN THE SIDE OF MY HOUSE SEE A BROKEN WINDOW,SEE THE SOCCER BALL ALL THE BUILT UP FALCON LOSING ANGER [PLUS THE "FEW BEERS" RISES UP IN MY AND I FLIP OUT!
START SORTA CALM ,SAYING"HEY I NEVER BREAK YALL'S WINDOWS WHY BREAK MINE?[SURE THEY REALLY UNDERSTOOD THAT!,WELL A FEW DID AS THEY COULD TALK ENGLISH,MY SOUTHERN ENGLISH?] NO ONE SAYS "HEY WE ARE SORRY,OR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,NOTHING,SO I START SCREAMING ONE WORD I KNOW IN MEXICAN AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS "POLICIA,POLICIA"![] MANY STARTED SLEEKING TO THEIR CARS AS THEY KNEW THAT WORD TOO! THEN I REALLY GO NUTS IN MY FRUSTRATION I START JABBERING LIKE I AM A MEXICAN[THE WORDS I JABBERED SOUNDED MEXICAN TO ME,I WAS SURE ONE OUT OF 50 HAD TO BE MEXICAN]
GOD BLESS NINA SHE COMES OUT FROM ACROSS THE STREET FROM HER NIECE'S AND TELLS ME TO CHILL OUT! "BUT BABY THEY..." CHILL OUT AND GO INTO THE HOUSE!" WELL OK DAMN IT! THE LADY NEIGHBOR SAID "HE WAS OKEY TELLING US ABOUT THE WINDOW AND THEN HE WENT CRAZY"AND STRATED TALKING CRAZY AND WE COULD NOT UNDERSTAND HIM!![][] NINA EXPLAINED BOUT THE FALCONS "FEW BEERS ETC. AND THE LADY SAID SHE WAS GONNA TELL ME THEY WOULD FIX THE WINDOW BUT WELL...
THEY DID FIX THE WINDOW,I DID GO NEXT DOOR THE NEXT DAY AND SAID I WAS SORRY AND TOLD THEM ANOTHER MEXICAN WORD I KNOW ,POINTED TO MYSELF AND SAID "LOCO"! I THINK THEY KNEW THAT ALREADY,THEY WERE REALLY NICE ABOUT IT AND THE HUSBAND SEEMED TO UNDERSTAND BOUT "THE FEW BEERS PART" AS I TOLD THEM BOUT HOW I MAY HAVE HAD ONE HUNDRED TOO MANY ,HE GRINNED AND NODDED! [SEE LEARNING TO SPEAK MEXICAN AIN'T SO HARD![]]
IT WAS SORTA FUNNY WHEN THE PEOPLE THAT LIVED IN THE HOUSE BEFORE THESE NEIGHBORS,HAD THREE LITTLE GIRLS AND THEY ALL THREE HAD SOUTHERN ACCENTS![SEE IT AIN'T SO HARD LEARNING APPALACIAN,JUST DRINK BEER,DRIVE TRUCKS/MUSCLE CARS, WATCH SPORTS [SORRY SOCCOR/GOLF AIN'T SPORTS] PICK YOUR NOSE AND YOU WILL FIT RIGHT IN AND NEVER HAVE TO SAY A WORD ,JUST GRUNT AND POINT![8D]
NOPE THE MAYANS ARE ALIVE AND WELL ALL AROUND ME AND I KNOW THEM ,IN 2012 THEY WILL BE PARTYING THEY ASSES OFF,THEY ARE ONE HARD WORKING ,HARD PARTYING RACE OF FOLKS ! THEY PARTY ON ANY KINDA HOLIDAY,AMERICAN,MEXICAN,JUST CAUSE,WEEKENDS ETC. THEY HAVE FUN! WILL OFFER YOU A BEER IN A HEART BEAT!! WHEN THEY GET SO DRUNK THEY START TO TRY TO HIT EACH OTHER THEY WIVES POUR THEN IN THE CAR,THAT IS HOW YOU KNOW THE PARTY IS OVER! MY GOOD AMIGO ,PABLO ACROSS THE STREET USED TO HAVE TO SLEEP IN HIS TRUCK WHEN HE GOT DRUNK CAUSE HIS WIFE WOULD NOT LET HIM IN THE HOUSE![] I SAID HE COULD SLEEP ON OUR COUCH,BUT HE SAID HE WAS USED TO THE TRUCK.
ONLY THING WISH THEY WOULD PLEASE AT LEAST LISTEN TO SANTANA! ALLMAN BROS.,MARIACHI MUSIC AIN'T NOTHING ,BUT POLKA MUSIC IN WITH MEXICANS SINGING INSTEAD OF THE LAWENCE WELK FREAKING SINGERS. LORD KNOWS I HAVE TURNED UP MY RECORD PLAYER WITH HENDRIX,ALLMANS,SANTANA ETC.,BUT HELL THEY CAN'T HEAR IT CAUSE THEY GOT SPEAKERS SO BIG IN THE TRUNKS OF THEY CARS ,THEY WOULD HAVE DROWNED OUT WOODSTOCK! ALL I CAN HEAR IS THE BASS AND I AM TELLING YOU I COULD PLAY BASS TO THAT MUSIC AND SLEEP AT THE SAME TIME! ONLY 4 NOTES TO IT AT MOST SOMETIMES JUST TWO!! WE FREAKS ONLY HAVE OURSELVES TO BLAME AS WE WERE THE GENERATION THAT WANTED THE MUSIC SO LOUD WE COULD FEEL IT ! WELL BROTHERS AND SISTERS NOW IN MY OLD AGE THAT HAS COME BACK TO BITE ME ON MY ASS![8D] YOUR MYAN BROTHER ,HAMIE
REALLY EMBARASSED MYSELF A FEW YEARS AGO! STARTS WITH DRINKING A FEW[?] BEERS,THEN THE FALCONS LOSE[
] THEN I HEAR A LOUD CRASH!! I WAS NOT SURE WHAT IT WAS ,BUT SCARED ME PRETTY GOOD,SO I WALK OUTSIDE,NEIGHBORS HAVING A PARTY/PLAYING SOCCER NEXT DOOR,VERY QUITE ,ALL EYES ON MY GRINGO ASS,I WALK DOWN THE SIDE OF MY HOUSE SEE A BROKEN WINDOW,SEE THE SOCCER BALL ALL THE BUILT UP FALCON LOSING ANGER [PLUS THE "FEW BEERS" RISES UP IN MY AND I FLIP OUT!
START SORTA CALM ,SAYING"HEY I NEVER BREAK YALL'S WINDOWS WHY BREAK MINE?[SURE THEY REALLY UNDERSTOOD THAT!,WELL A FEW DID AS THEY COULD TALK ENGLISH,MY SOUTHERN ENGLISH?] NO ONE SAYS "HEY WE ARE SORRY,OR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,NOTHING,SO I START SCREAMING ONE WORD I KNOW IN MEXICAN AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS "POLICIA,POLICIA"![
] MANY STARTED SLEEKING TO THEIR CARS AS THEY KNEW THAT WORD TOO! THEN I REALLY GO NUTS IN MY FRUSTRATION I START JABBERING LIKE I AM A MEXICAN[THE WORDS I JABBERED SOUNDED MEXICAN TO ME,I WAS SURE ONE OUT OF 50 HAD TO BE MEXICAN]GOD BLESS NINA SHE COMES OUT FROM ACROSS THE STREET FROM HER NIECE'S AND TELLS ME TO CHILL OUT! "BUT BABY THEY..." CHILL OUT AND GO INTO THE HOUSE!" WELL OK DAMN IT! THE LADY NEIGHBOR SAID "HE WAS OKEY TELLING US ABOUT THE WINDOW AND THEN HE WENT CRAZY"AND STRATED TALKING CRAZY AND WE COULD NOT UNDERSTAND HIM!![
][] NINA EXPLAINED BOUT THE FALCONS "FEW BEERS ETC. AND THE LADY SAID SHE WAS GONNA TELL ME THEY WOULD FIX THE WINDOW BUT WELL...THEY DID FIX THE WINDOW,I DID GO NEXT DOOR THE NEXT DAY AND SAID I WAS SORRY AND TOLD THEM ANOTHER MEXICAN WORD I KNOW ,POINTED TO MYSELF AND SAID "LOCO"! I THINK THEY KNEW THAT ALREADY,THEY WERE REALLY NICE ABOUT IT AND THE HUSBAND SEEMED TO UNDERSTAND BOUT "THE FEW BEERS PART" AS I TOLD THEM BOUT HOW I MAY HAVE HAD ONE HUNDRED TOO MANY ,HE GRINNED AND NODDED! [SEE LEARNING TO SPEAK MEXICAN AIN'T SO HARD![
]] IT WAS SORTA FUNNY WHEN THE PEOPLE THAT LIVED IN THE HOUSE BEFORE THESE NEIGHBORS,HAD THREE LITTLE GIRLS AND THEY ALL THREE HAD SOUTHERN ACCENTS![SEE IT AIN'T SO HARD LEARNING APPALACIAN,JUST DRINK BEER,DRIVE TRUCKS/MUSCLE CARS, WATCH SPORTS [SORRY SOCCOR/GOLF AIN'T SPORTS] PICK YOUR NOSE AND YOU WILL FIT RIGHT IN AND NEVER HAVE TO SAY A WORD ,JUST GRUNT AND POINT![8D]
NOPE THE MAYANS ARE ALIVE AND WELL ALL AROUND ME AND I KNOW THEM ,IN 2012 THEY WILL BE PARTYING THEY ASSES OFF,THEY ARE ONE HARD WORKING ,HARD PARTYING RACE OF FOLKS ! THEY PARTY ON ANY KINDA HOLIDAY,AMERICAN,MEXICAN,JUST CAUSE,WEEKENDS ETC. THEY HAVE FUN! WILL OFFER YOU A BEER IN A HEART BEAT!! WHEN THEY GET SO DRUNK THEY START TO TRY TO HIT EACH OTHER THEY WIVES POUR THEN IN THE CAR,THAT IS HOW YOU KNOW THE PARTY IS OVER! MY GOOD AMIGO ,PABLO ACROSS THE STREET USED TO HAVE TO SLEEP IN HIS TRUCK WHEN HE GOT DRUNK CAUSE HIS WIFE WOULD NOT LET HIM IN THE HOUSE![
] I SAID HE COULD SLEEP ON OUR COUCH,BUT HE SAID HE WAS USED TO THE TRUCK.ONLY THING WISH THEY WOULD PLEASE AT LEAST LISTEN TO SANTANA! ALLMAN BROS.,MARIACHI MUSIC AIN'T NOTHING ,BUT POLKA MUSIC IN WITH MEXICANS SINGING INSTEAD OF THE LAWENCE WELK FREAKING SINGERS. LORD KNOWS I HAVE TURNED UP MY RECORD PLAYER WITH HENDRIX,ALLMANS,SANTANA ETC.,BUT HELL THEY CAN'T HEAR IT CAUSE THEY GOT SPEAKERS SO BIG IN THE TRUNKS OF THEY CARS ,THEY WOULD HAVE DROWNED OUT WOODSTOCK! ALL I CAN HEAR IS THE BASS AND I AM TELLING YOU I COULD PLAY BASS TO THAT MUSIC AND SLEEP AT THE SAME TIME! ONLY 4 NOTES TO IT AT MOST SOMETIMES JUST TWO!! WE FREAKS ONLY HAVE OURSELVES TO BLAME AS WE WERE THE GENERATION THAT WANTED THE MUSIC SO LOUD WE COULD FEEL IT ! WELL BROTHERS AND SISTERS NOW IN MY OLD AGE THAT HAS COME BACK TO BITE ME ON MY ASS![8D] YOUR MYAN BROTHER ,HAMIE
