tigue710
Well-Known Member
A drunk guy walks up to the bartender and exclaims, "hey, I bet you two hundred bucks that if you put this empty beer bottle on the end of the bar I can stand on the other end and pee into it, without missing drop."... The bartender, telling the drunk he would like to see that, and thinking hes making some easy money takes the bet. He places the bottle at the end of the bar, the drunk crawls up and stands, wobbling at the other end. He undoes is zipper and commences to pee all over the bar, the floor and splatters a couple drops on the bartender for good measure! A littler irritated but happy with his winnings the bartender collects his due. Before they drunk can walk away he asks him, "so tell me, what made you think you could do that?" The drunk replies "I didnt think I could do it, but you see those guys sitting in the corner over there staring at us? I just bet them 5 hundred bucks I could piss all over the bar and not get kicked out!"