I'd be rich!

[Plumbata]

With your prolific privy digging, perhaps you could collect all the nightsoil, bag it up, and ship it overseas. If we got all the privy diggers to do this we could have a net-export relationship with china founded entirely on 100% Made-In-America human excrement. It would be brilliant. [8D]

 

[cyberdigger]

Yeah! The "POO FOR HU" doctrine!

 

[Plumbata]

Haha, Both catchy and an excellent way to improve American morale in the global context.

I can see it now...

"Worried about our economic future?"

"Concerned about our political might?"

"Want to save on your water bills?

"Well just crap in a can and ship it to Hunan!" []

 

[cyberdigger]

Hey that's Haiku, isn't it? []

 

[Plumbata]

I dare not sully the honor of the venerable Japanese haiku with references to China, irreverent as they may be. [8D]

 

[cyberdigger]

Confucius said: "Honor thy enemy, lest be taken by him thine own honor" ..so, go for it! []

 

[Plumbata]

I think I'd rather honor them with copious quantities of freshly-made fertilizer instead.

Better start chugging beer and eating refried beans and chili, I've got a trade-deficit to fix! []

 

[cyberdigger]

No worries.. I got a family size Stove Top stuffing mix and 2 liters of Hacker-Pschorr.. maximum productivity...

 

[Plumbata]

Stuffing and beer? haha you will be a fertilizer kingpin before the end of the year. Might have to buy a personal jet so you can make fresh deliveries in person... []

 

[LC]

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considering the caliber and qualities of some of our elected officials.

I was listening to the news last evening and it was mentioned on there that the Chinese are holding over 900 billion dollars of our debt . There is not much quality sitting up there to have let something like that happen to the American people . Maybe too it is not a good idea to go there.