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When Rick told a funny New Jersey based story in another section in this forum I laughed to myself and thought of the movie Animal house when the guys commandeered Flounders car and went to see Otis Day and the Knights. Well here is Ricks story written by the master himself I really like this guy now that I have met him in person.I hope he enjoys this little scene.I can picture it now.................................................................................[8|]
Here is a good NJ story 4 ya---
NJ huh? We used to travel to Trenton on Saturday nights once in a while back in the day. Back when only a “few†people carried guns.
One Friday night(late) we were all drinking and my one buddy who worked at pizza Hut had an idea,†I have the key to the hut, lets go make some pizzas†he was the ASS-istant manager but at the time he just wanted to Party!! Azz!! He forgot he even had a job I think. So with out further hesitation we all piled into Pizza Hut with no lights on of course. (Flash lights)
The first pizza maker was my brother Steve (god rest his soul) He came out with a 10 pound pie I forget what was on it but it was not good, I do remember that. Then Tony made a pizza so hot (spicy) it burnt the nose hairs out. Then there was the fight, with the brass knuckles and the beer spilling and the cops shining their lights through the windows of the dark store while we were on the floor.
Then--- we decided to go to Trenton NJ. I took off of work that day and got fired because of it, but it was well worth it! DUH
There were 4 of us Steve Tony Nick-T and me. We drove down in a piece of crap Mercury all of us were toasted ‘some more then others†Tony wanted to stop and get more beer, so we pulled over at a classy joint on the main drag. When the car stopped my brother and Tony were both passed out in the back seat. So Nick & I went to the bar, when we got back they both were gone! We were looking all over, they were no where to be found. Then we saw an open door lined up right with the open door of the car. Since we were all drunk I thought “hey lets go see if they went in there†not caring whose house it was. When I got to the top of the steps I saw a big room with pictures of black people on the walls. Who the hells house is this??? I thought maybe Steve & Tony knew them but nooo chance; they just walked into a strange black person’s house in Trenton NJ and fell a sleep on the couch!!! There were items all over the table that told us to get out quick! We were lucky no one was home or I may have not been writing this tonight.
Sooooo we get the boys up and head back down the steps, put them back in the car and just as we were ready to drive off,†who got the beer??†Dam! We left the six house! I said I will go get more MY self stay here. I went in the bar and proceeded to drink a mug. I was a thought less person back then lol. When I finely got the 2 six packs I headed out, what I saw when I looked out that door was terror, I saw 3 cop cars and a tow truck. Someone must have seen us all go in the house. Every one got arrested and the car got towed! I went back in the bar and had another mug.
I was left in Trenton still drunk with no idea how to get home, and I only had 4 bucks on me. So what was the next step? To walk around lovely Trenton and find a different bar so I can buy a quart of Bud. Quarts were only a buck back then lol
So I go in this bar and start talking to people. It was bad bad neighborhood but at the time I didn’t care. When I came out of the bar a guy comes up to and says, “yo gimmie a smoke†when I reached in my pocket I got hit in the face with what I thought was fire! He sprayed me in the eyes with mace! The quart slid from my hands what felt like slow motion and shattered on the sidewalk. I started to run but I couldn’t see at all, I dodged cars and people to get away and I did.
I got to a gas station. and came up on a big guy with his back turned to me I grabbed him and said “you got to help me man!†he turned around and looked at and said. “What the helll are you doing in this part of town??!†what he meant was, I was white. He then proceeded to call the cops to get me a police escort out of that part of town. I was a lucky sonofagun. When the cops got there they said the same thing the gas station attendant said, and drove me to the outskirts of town. I was still lost but it could have been worse ïŠ I started to thumb it, the was the second form of transportation, back then it was safe to thumb it hahah I got picked up by this hot looking girl in a corvette. She didn’t take me all the way home but ---the rest of the story is a little boring.
I am glad I only collect old empty bottles these days. 25 years sober! Wow look what I’m missing! ïŠ
That’s my NJ Story (the short version)
Here is a good NJ story 4 ya---
NJ huh? We used to travel to Trenton on Saturday nights once in a while back in the day. Back when only a “few†people carried guns.
One Friday night(late) we were all drinking and my one buddy who worked at pizza Hut had an idea,†I have the key to the hut, lets go make some pizzas†he was the ASS-istant manager but at the time he just wanted to Party!! Azz!! He forgot he even had a job I think. So with out further hesitation we all piled into Pizza Hut with no lights on of course. (Flash lights)
The first pizza maker was my brother Steve (god rest his soul) He came out with a 10 pound pie I forget what was on it but it was not good, I do remember that. Then Tony made a pizza so hot (spicy) it burnt the nose hairs out. Then there was the fight, with the brass knuckles and the beer spilling and the cops shining their lights through the windows of the dark store while we were on the floor.
Then--- we decided to go to Trenton NJ. I took off of work that day and got fired because of it, but it was well worth it! DUH
There were 4 of us Steve Tony Nick-T and me. We drove down in a piece of crap Mercury all of us were toasted ‘some more then others†Tony wanted to stop and get more beer, so we pulled over at a classy joint on the main drag. When the car stopped my brother and Tony were both passed out in the back seat. So Nick & I went to the bar, when we got back they both were gone! We were looking all over, they were no where to be found. Then we saw an open door lined up right with the open door of the car. Since we were all drunk I thought “hey lets go see if they went in there†not caring whose house it was. When I got to the top of the steps I saw a big room with pictures of black people on the walls. Who the hells house is this??? I thought maybe Steve & Tony knew them but nooo chance; they just walked into a strange black person’s house in Trenton NJ and fell a sleep on the couch!!! There were items all over the table that told us to get out quick! We were lucky no one was home or I may have not been writing this tonight.
Sooooo we get the boys up and head back down the steps, put them back in the car and just as we were ready to drive off,†who got the beer??†Dam! We left the six house! I said I will go get more MY self stay here. I went in the bar and proceeded to drink a mug. I was a thought less person back then lol. When I finely got the 2 six packs I headed out, what I saw when I looked out that door was terror, I saw 3 cop cars and a tow truck. Someone must have seen us all go in the house. Every one got arrested and the car got towed! I went back in the bar and had another mug.
I was left in Trenton still drunk with no idea how to get home, and I only had 4 bucks on me. So what was the next step? To walk around lovely Trenton and find a different bar so I can buy a quart of Bud. Quarts were only a buck back then lol
So I go in this bar and start talking to people. It was bad bad neighborhood but at the time I didn’t care. When I came out of the bar a guy comes up to and says, “yo gimmie a smoke†when I reached in my pocket I got hit in the face with what I thought was fire! He sprayed me in the eyes with mace! The quart slid from my hands what felt like slow motion and shattered on the sidewalk. I started to run but I couldn’t see at all, I dodged cars and people to get away and I did.
I got to a gas station. and came up on a big guy with his back turned to me I grabbed him and said “you got to help me man!†he turned around and looked at and said. “What the helll are you doing in this part of town??!†what he meant was, I was white. He then proceeded to call the cops to get me a police escort out of that part of town. I was a lucky sonofagun. When the cops got there they said the same thing the gas station attendant said, and drove me to the outskirts of town. I was still lost but it could have been worse ïŠ I started to thumb it, the was the second form of transportation, back then it was safe to thumb it hahah I got picked up by this hot looking girl in a corvette. She didn’t take me all the way home but ---the rest of the story is a little boring.
I am glad I only collect old empty bottles these days. 25 years sober! Wow look what I’m missing! ïŠ
That’s my NJ Story (the short version)
