American Digger Show

[CreekWalker]

Thw 1917 Colt "double action" revolver is not a WW1 pistol, but a 1851 Colt percussion cap junker found in the barn on the moonshine show! He should have saved it for the Civil War portion, instead they found a old rusty CVA muzzleloader hawken barrel and called it a "Kentucky rifle"!

 

[David Fertig]

Im not exactly sure about the "ARZ" Baby Boom keeps talking about, but I sure know an ARSE when I see one.

On a side note, I just put the word out with all the local farmers that Im paying $100 for each old clutch pedal they bring me. Let me know if anyone on here wants one. AB discount price $250 each, five for $1000. Get them before the local antique shop gives me $500 each! I should have over a thousand of these by mid week as the farmers can't seem to bring them in fast enough. Suckers!!!

 

[RICKJJ59W]

[][][][][][] Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Obnoxious Beast

 

[grizz44]

How about a dumpster diving show? DIVE BABY DIVE!

 

[CreekWalker]

I am told there is a regional dumpster diving show! The comedy channel needs a spoof show about the big jughead called American Fibber!

 

[RICKJJ59W]

WOW

 

[David Fertig]

Hey Rick - don't hold back.

Feel free to express your real opinions.

It almost seems like you are jealous? Just because you can't dig a Kentucky Long Rifle barrel within an hour of getting to the ARSE Zone.

You mean you don't dig privies like my new buddy Baby Boom and I do? We now dig, like 40 privies a day with this thing. But that's after we bring in the drill rig to take a core sample.

 

[RICKJJ59W]

Yeah im jealous,i wish I had a fat head like that [8D]

 

[David Fertig]

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[keithstanfield]

I wanna have a show like this,but theres criteria you have to meet
1-you gotta bob your head like a chicken everytime you emphasize a word,you also gotta gesture wildy with your hands
2-you gotta have a crew of 2-3 that look embarassed everytime you scream into the camera
3-heart problems are a MUST
4-gotta have a cool catchphrase-mines "F%^K YOU,VIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5-YOU MUST ALWAYS ASK DEALERS FOR 4-7 GRAND for your scrap and junk
6-have your show on spike-stupid viewers=ratings=cash
7-you MUST be disavowed by the magazine you used to write for and the community you represent........

i'm sure theres more but i cant think of it..........