GeorgiaVol
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists --two men and a woman. For the final test,
the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair ... Kill Her!!'
The candidate said,'You can't be serious. I
could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5
minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes.
'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it
takes. Take your wife home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after
another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on
the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly, and here stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her
brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks,' she said. 'I
had to beat him to death with the chair.'
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them!
background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists --two men and a woman. For the final test,
the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair ... Kill Her!!'
The candidate said,'You can't be serious. I
could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5
minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes.
'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it
takes. Take your wife home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after
another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on
the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly, and here stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her
brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks,' she said. 'I
had to beat him to death with the chair.'
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them!