THE NEVER-ENDING STORY GAME

[RICKJJ59W]

The wagon was fired up,the booze was loaded up and I was cranKed up------------------------> I shouldn't have drank all those 5 hour energy shots,red bulls,and Venoms.
As we chugged along the tunnel and nice clip,the wagon started to make a strange sound Kaaaaapoooooooooo krunkkk Kaaaaaaapooooooooooooo then it just died!!! the lights went out and we were in pitch darkness! Bob!!! Rat!!!?? where are you guys??? I heard nothing,not a sound."if you guys are messing with me im gonna kill ya!" then I herd a giggle,and rat says you puss, scared of the dark huh? I wanted to rip his lips off right then, but I knew we had to get out of this dark longgggg tunnel.
I had an idea. since I was so jacked up on liquid energy,I deiced to push and burn some of that energy off . Ready? herere we goooo!------------------------->

 

[Ratzilla]

The steamer quit, but then Rick let loose with the foulest high power turbo fart humanity has ever witnessed an the steamer jumped forward, we popped the clutch and were underway again when we sailed past a side tunnel with a sign and arrow that said 'old ale vaults' - stop the car! Ooops, crud, we got no brakes!!

 

[peejrey]

49 Warner safe cure bottles...49.......That must be a record.......I packed em up and started heading back to camp. . . . . . . . . . I returned to hear a yelling sound coming from the tunnel. . . . . . . . . . . .

 

[Ratzilla]

We turned Rick around the other way and had him cut another one, old Stanley stopped on a dime. Ran back up to the 'Ale Vault' sign, short little hall ends a rotty oak door, it falls off the hinges when we push it, and there in front of us are thousands of stoneware beers, stacked up like cordwood in the caverns...

 

[Oldihtractor]

Whats this the TV crew is showing up on the site to film the latest episode of As the digger turns!!

 

[Ratzilla]

No, we can't let the TV people see this! "Here guys, there's something really cool right through that archway over there...that's right, make sure the camera's running and keep moving"...okay, quick Rick, rub those salamanders on them....

 

[peejrey]

WELL LOOK IT'S FOX 18, Where's my paint ball gun!?[8D][]
They're probably here to tell us what we're doing is bad for the environment or something.....
QUICK!!! EVERYONE GRAB THE BIGGEST ROCK YOU CAN FIND!!!![sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif]

 

[RICKJJ59W]

Hell with the rocks! I got a five gallon bucket of " DEATH SALAMANDERS" and a few sling shots! FIRE!!!!! ohhhhhhh crap one went in that guys mouth!! hahaha 5 4 3 2 1 hes down!! fire!!!

 

[peejrey]

UHHHH RICK, THERE'S ONE ON YOUR HEAD . . . . . . . . . . . [8|][8|]

 

[RICKJJ59W]

are you sure thats a salamander ?