Vote for the funniest forum member

[pyshodoodle]

Now you got me thinking about noogies![]

 

[JOETHECROW]

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[cyberdigger]

Hmmm.. this election is not going my way.. I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!![]

 

[sweetrelease]

charlie , you bring a whole different level of funny to this site. you always seem to be there when funny is needed[] you have my vote!~matt

 

[appliedlips]

Pat ( Osiaboyce ) doesn't crack as many jokes as some of the class clowns but he, along with his cast of characters has almost made me spit my morning coffee more than once..

 

[cyberdigger]

I have to confess, Pat is kinda funny.. the snake stuff he did a bit back was a crack-up.. []

 

[glass man]

ORIGINAL: cyberdigger

Hmmm.. this election is not going my way.. I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!![]

I UNDERSTAND CHARLIE! DON'T WORRY ! I BEEN SUICIDAL OVER A LOT LESS THEN THIS! I GOT TO ADMIT AFTER YOU VOTED FOR ME I THOUGHT I HAD IT IN THE BAGGIE! I ALREADY HAD A PLACE CLEANED OUT JUST FOR MY IMAGINARY AWARD I WOULD GET! [IF THERE WAS AN AWARD IT SHOULD BE AN OUT HOUSE AND WHEN THE DOOR IS OPENED THE PERSON SITTING INSIDE WOULD GO "HA HA HA"! I WAS GONNA PUT IT NEXT TO MY EMMEYS,OSCARS,TONYS AND JERRYS! BUT NOW MY NAME AIN'T EVEN COMING UP NO MORE! DON'T DISPAIR CYBER,THIS MAKES ME THE FUNNY DARK HORSE AND I WILL GALLOPE PAST ALL AND CROSS THAT FINISH LINE,MANE AND TAIL FLOWING,HEAD HELD HIGH AND WILL POOP A HALARIOUS POOP! CHARLES PEOPLE ON HERE REALLY DON'T KNOW ME.[THANK YOU LORD!] IF THEY DID THEY WOULD KNOW I AM THE ORGY OF FUNNY! [YES I SCREW UP ALOT AND PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME.] CHARLIE I HOPE IT WON'T COME DOWN TO VIOLENCE FOR ME TO BE THE FUNNIEST,BUT IF IT DOES WE WILL BREAK OUT THE GUNS! YEP,TWO SHINY CALKING GUNS. WE WILL SLAP A TUBE OF WHITE LIGHTNING IN EM AND WILL CAULK EVERY ORIFICE OF THEY BODY GOOD AND TIGHT! YEAH THEY MAY STILL LAUGH ,BUT ONLY THE GOOD LORD WILL BE ABLE TO HEAR THEM AND THAT IS WHEN WE GET THE LAST LAUGH CHUCK! HA HA HA -WE WILL LAUGH! COURSE I KNOW YOU WILL LET IT NOT COME TO ALL THAT. CAUSE YOU ARE CHARLES IN CHARGE IS WHAT YOU IS! [BET YOU NEVER HEARD THAT SAYING BEFORE.[:-]] YOU WILL LEAD US ON THE HIGH ROAD.[CAUSE THEY IS TOO MUCH CRAP IN THE VALLEY!] YOU WILL LEAD US IN OUR RALLYING CRY"HA HA HA"! AT FIRST IT WILL BARELY BE HEARD AND PEOPLE WILL CUP THEIR HAND TO THEIR EARS AND SAY "WHAT THE H@#$"IS THAT NOISE? SOON THOUGH A TUNDEROUS SOUND OF "HA HA HA" WILL BE HEARD ALL ROUND THE GLOBE ,EVEN REACHING THE PEOPLE ON THE SPACE STATION! SPACE STATION PEOPLE WILL SAY "HOUSTON IS THAT THE LORD LAUGHING AT US ALL"? HOUSTON WILL REPLY "NO THAT IS JUST CYBER DIGGER AND GLASS MAN DOING THEY THANG"! WELL ALRIGHT THEN THE SPACE DUDES AND DUDECES WILL SAY"! HA HA HA THEN! WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE THIS LYING DOWN! [WHERE DID THIS SAYING COME FROM? DON'T SOUND NICE. LIKE SOMEN BOUT HOOKERS!] NO SIR WE WON'T BE LICKED! [THERE IS ANOTHER ONE! ] WELL IT PROBABLY COME DOWN TO THE OLE "I'LL PAINT YOUR BACK AND YOU PAINT MINE"! [I KINDA LIKE HUNTER THOMPSON GREEN HOW BOUT CHO?" ] JAMIE PS: DON'T FORGET IF YOU FEEL LOW OR BLUE JUST GO "HA HA HA![]

 

[GeorgiaVol]

It was an honor just to be nominated!![]

 

[glass man]

WELL I GOT 25 DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES AND WE ALL VOTE FOR THE RICK MAN![]

 

[cyberdigger]

ORIGINAL: glass man

WELL I GOT 25 DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES AND WE ALL VOTE FOR THE RICK MAN![]